Terryology, terf school, and saying poop in hell. This week Michelle and Abigail watched Movie 43 so you don’t have to. They take a long dip into the films plot lines, huge cast of characters, and it’s lacklustre comedy
Oh wow! This week Abigail and Michelle watched Marmaduke so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films outstanding cast, misuse of Judy Greer, and the Marmaduke lore
Crèches, good guy Matt Patches, and death metal goblins. This week Michelle and Abigail watched the Fantastic Four remake so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films tragic tale of production from start to finish
ChipAnon, ‘Minecraft Updates‘, and going fully feral. This week Abigail and Michelle watched this Chipmunk sequel disaster so you don’t have to! They take a quick dive into the film’s bored cast, technical proficiency, and wild escalation of stakes
Bratzis, exploding sauerkraut, and a nine inch Abigail. This week Michelle and Abigail watched Yoga Hosers so you don’t have to! They take a quick dive into the films family-inspired cast, disappointing director, and bizarre premise
Sucking shit, 32 producers, and a full sized Keanu strapped to the front of you like a baby. This week Abigail and Michelle watched another K-Man “thriller” so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films leading man, dark themes, and mangled production
Everything collapses, spectacular sight, and Cancun. This week Michelle and Abigail watched this K-Man travesty so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into Keanu’s performance, it’s dull love affair, and it’s shoddy direction
Bi-curious werewolf queens, a knock-off Jamie Lee Curtis, and pre-approved Spookums Lists. This Halloween we watched the bonkers Howling sequel so you don’t have to! They take a quick dive into the films campiness, hilarious production issues, and werewolf lore
Screenshotted detectives, Chekhov’s girlfriend, and McConaughfiying. This week Abigail and Michelle watched this Netflix original so you don’t have to! They take a quick dive into the films leading lady, basic plot, and hackneyed dialogue
Scoring, motorbike mounds, and strange silences. This week Michelle and Abigail watched the messy Grease sequel so you don’t have to! They take a quick dive into the films leading lady, musical numbers, and general rampant horniness