Jewels, blowjobs, and fist-fighting Tom Green. This week Michelle and Abigail watched this 2001 “comedy” so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films metatextuality, beastiality, and absent sense of structure
Glasses that make you ugly, wide-jawed sisters, and rehabilitating Glen Morgan. This week Abigail and Michelle watched the 2006 remake of a classic Slasher so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films grizzly gore, producer interference, and its offensive trans...
Frog turtles, defending Brendan Fraser, and wishing you weren’t sentient. This week Michelle and Abigail watched the live-action Yogi Bear adaptation so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films dead-eyed cast, bizarre CGI, and its huge plotholes
Magnetic cars, bizarro Jackie Chan, and songs about loving your wife. This week Abigail and Michelle watched the best Bollywood superhero movie ever and you should too! They take a quick dive into the films striking structure, superstar cast, and its important place in Indian...
Silent jumpscares, Stacy’s carrot, and a figurative glove slap. This week Michelle and Abigail watched the fourth Paranormal Activity so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into how mind numbingly depressing it was to watch another Paranormal Activity movie
Tit weight, cum mist, and bringing back mutton chops. This week Abigail and Michelle watch the sixth Paranormal Activity film so you don’t have to. They dive in to the films barren plot, slow pacing, and it’s total absence of scares
Sexy muppets, IMAX titties, and going straight for the pussy. This week Michelle and Abigail watch the soft porn sequel to Fifty Shades of Grey so you don’t have to. They dive in to the films episodic structure, blurred lines of consent, and confused portrayal of BDSM
Snake armies, telekinetic meetings, and Jennifer Garner being just too damn pretty. This week Abigail and Michelle watched the Daredevil spinoff so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the film's comic book lore, bizarre side characters, and the effect it had on the...
Drippy villains, teenage fanfiction, and a film you can’t actually see. This week Michelle and Abigail watched this crossover clusterfuck sequel so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films 90 minute first act, clear lack of a protagonist, and how a sci-fi can...
Confederate apologists, prosthetic noses, and cowboy hats that just won’t come off. This week Abigail and Michelle watched the movie adaptation of the DC comic books so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films troubled production, over-qualified cast, and why the...