Long brooding pauses, spooky Mummy boyfriends, and jorts. This week Michelle and Abigail watched the second Twilight disaster so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films criminal pacing, absence of plot, and surprise orgasm denials
Orgies, fashion prisons, and using a taxidermied Jerry Stiller as a statement piece for your living room. This week Abigail and Michelle watched the unnecessary Zoolander sequel so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films fruitful abundance of transphobia...
Evil vegetarians, a godless Hercules, and philosophy for dummies. This week Michelle and Abigail watched PureFlix’s hot take on God’s validity so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films inconceivable characters, questionable debates, and it’s multiple strange...
Mansions, Mike Tyson, and lingering in stairwells. This week Abigail and Michelle watched a bizarre parody of The Purge so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films baffling cameos, wacky sound design, and mishandled racial issues.
Mega-churches, Brazilian bishops, and not believing hard enough. This week Michelle and Abigail watched Edir Macedo’s church-funded biopic so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the film’s questionable history, strange structure, and super creepy villain of a hero.