Dying babies, merry cocks, and Robo-Santas. This bonus episode Abigail and Michelle watched the whole damn Santa Clause series so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films leading man, bizarre plot choices, and array of mythological creatures
Filthy smut writers, sexy contracts, and my inner goddess. This week Abigail and Michelle watched the 'erotic romance' that started it all so you don't have to. They take a quick dive into the film's strange author demands, comparisons to the book, and perhaps a few tangents
Flickering ultrasounds, supermarket meat, and glowing red babies. This week Michelle and Abigail watched yet another f**nd f****ge horror so you don't have to. They take a quick dive into Radio Silence, local horror, and yet more Eli Roth.
Puns, ethnic caricatures, and sweet flips. This week Abigail and Michelle watched this animated catastrophe so you don't have to. They take a quick dive in the the films troubled production, vomit-inducing visuals, and what happened to Enes Batur
CGI hawks, voldemorting out, and baby-faced Khans. This week Michelle and Abigail watched this Bollywood epic so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films leading man, song and dance, and hammy moments
Mythical pubussies, troll fights, and not enough eggs. This week Abigail and Michelle watched the Artemis Fowl adaption so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films source material, famous director, and 19 year production hell
No emoting, cowboy demands, and stanning Kane Hodder. This week Michelle and Abigail watched ANOTHER Jason film so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films camp moments, new characters, and the it’s chaotic production
Plastic beakers, Mojo Priest, and Putin pals. This week Abigail and Michelle watched the 1998 film The Patriot so you don’t have to. They take a big dive into Steven Seagal’s hobbies, eccentricities, crimes, and straight up lies
Snake eyes, Sugar Ray knockoffs, and Bill Paxton giving 0%. This week Michelle and Abigail watched the 2004 Thunderbirds adaptation so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films transatlantic cast, the original series, and the overall ugliness of it
Goo ratios, cracking spines, and jort boy memorials. This week Michelle and Abigail are back with the final Twilight bonus episode! They take a lengthy excavation into the films differences, their more gruesome moments, and the whole fuckin’ Renesmee/Jacob debacle
