Segue shackles, Achilles vagina, and our final Spookums in Maypril: the Arena Showdown. This week Abigail and Michelle watched the 2015 film The Gallows so you have to. They take a quick dive into the films bland characters, intolerable pace, and silly plot twist
Special sick babies, nostrils for appearance, and the smooch-back factor. This week Michelle and Abigail watched the 2020 Grudge remake so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films lack of scares, originality, and story logic
Chad pilots, Mark Hamill, and not reading instruction manuals. This week we played Wing Commander 1 & 3 so you don't have to. They take a long dive into the games storied history, long cutscenes, and inscrutable mechanics
Spooky cloaks, curing depression, and demonic genitals. This week Abigail and Michelle watched the third VHS film so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films inscrutable plot, absence of star power, and our favourite silly segments
Titsqueeze Marone, the millennial’s MILF, and the beginning of Spookums in April. This week Michelle and Abigail watched this late 2010’s horror film so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films premise, silly moments, and the origins of the Bye Bye Man
Indignant, coward, and evil; tag yourself. This week (a near hysterical) Abigail and Michelle watched this Joan Didion adaptation so you don’t have to. They take a confused dive into the films indecipherable plot, nonsensical dialogue, and out-of-it’s-league cast
Porcupine men, Argentinian hyperinflation, and trains going 700mph. This week Michelle, Abigail, and special guest Charnstar Anderson watched the Highlander sequel so you don’t have to! They take a dive into the film’s ambitious effects, different edits, and the planet Zeist
Wet humour, rogue wheels, and display home analogies. This week Abigail and Michelle watched another Sly Trainwreck™️ so you don’t have to! They take a quick dive into the leading duo, the snail-like pace, and some scathing reviews
Three moods, the worst Baldwin, and our new segment ‘Michelle Guesses’. This week Michelle and Abigail watched the 1995 film Fair Game so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films leading couple, tropes, and idiotic characters
Cringe is dead, live unironically, and no shame. This week Abigail and Michelle watched the video game adaptation Wing Commander so you don’t have to. They take a quick dive into the films weak script, varied cast, and the lore of the franchise
